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No. no, Why? Why? No! What?

Neighbors

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What the fuck?

Neighbors

1.2s

It's Watkins.

Neighbors

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Oh, God!

Neighbors

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Holy shit. This party is getting out of control. This is strike three. This is crazy. Strike three. Yes! Yes, hello. This is the President of the neighborhood watch. There is a giant party at 2203 West Olmstead right now. They're yelling and fighting. The ringleader's name is Scoonie. He's a little scrawny piece of shit with a giant dick. Come on, come on. Stay on message! I'm sorry. They are sending the cops. We have a disturbance at 2203 West Olmstead. 10-4.

Neighbors

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Free party tonight. There'll be food, blankets. It's gonna be great. We're back on the air with Dirty Boy. And Romie the Homie. Right, right. So let's take a few calls. All right, caller, what's your name? Hey, dude. This is Nutsack calling over from Delta Psi. What's up, Nutsack? We're having a huge rager tonight. You know what brings people to a party more than anything?

Neighbors

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Celebrities. This is Mark Wahlberg. If you don't come to this party, I'm gonna give you a world-class knuckle sandwich. Oh, my gosh. This is Anne Hathaway. I want to ask you to the party this weekend that I'm having with friends.

Neighbors

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Ho! Hey, babe, you want to party? The question is, do you want to party? Right there. You, too, Deadwood. There you go. See you guys- Hey, it's Ray Romano. What are you doin'? No, this is Ray Romano and... No, this is Ray Romano... Who is Ray Romano?

Neighbors

10.9s

Our school's insignia is in Latin. This is in Jewish! What? We're not off probation! The old people have the upper hand. We got to get everyone out of here! We got to get everybody... Hootie-hoo! Hootie-hoo!

Neighbors

12.2s

What is this? Is this our flyer? No, we do everything online! Who makes flyers anymore? Fucking old people! Old people? Thumbsucker! Let me see the letter from the school, man!

Neighbors

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People have hot-boxed showers. They've hot-boxed cars. Attics. Caves. Fire trucks. Porta-Potties. Private planes. But tonight, forget the hot-box. I give you the hot house.

Neighbors

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Everyone's clearing out. Oh, my God! Everyone's leaving!

Neighbors

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Hootie-hoo! Hootie-hoo!

Neighbors

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It's over. It's over, man. Okay? It's done. It's over? Okay, it's over, it's over, it's over. I just have one thing I wanted to say. This entire time, your daughter is gonna be growing up watching all these young, shirtless men next door, and we're gonna be watching right back. You're a bad boy! Get off our porch. Delta Psi, bitch. Now! I'm gonna call the police! Get off!

Neighbors

16.2s

What the fuck do you want, man? Hi, how's it going? What do you want? It's over. Yeah. You won. There's nothing else. We're just getting started. I know what you might be thinking. "Teddy is gonna graduate this year "and everything's gonna be fine." But it won't. Because in a few weeks, when school ends, so does our probation.

Neighbors

9.7s

The problem is that they're on probation. I know. They're being careful. They're never gonna do anything ridiculous, because they're watching themselves. What would be great is if they didn't think they were on probation.

Neighbors

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I need to grow up? Yes, you need to grow up. One of us has got to be the adult in this relationship. You should take responsibility. That's not only offensive, but it's fucking stupid.

Neighbors

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There's gonna be hundreds and thousands of Teddys living next door to you for all time.

Neighbors

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No. no, Why? Why? No! What?

What the fuck?

It's Watkins.

Oh, God!

Celebrities. This is Mark Wahlberg. If you don't come to this party, I'm gonna give you a world-class knuckle sandwich. Oh, my gosh. This is Anne Hathaway. I want to ask you to the party this weekend that I'm having with friends.

Ho! Hey, babe, you want to party? The question is, do you want to party? Right there. You, too, Deadwood. There you go. See you guys- Hey, it's Ray Romano. What are you doin'? No, this is Ray Romano and... No, this is Ray Romano... Who is Ray Romano?

Our school's insignia is in Latin. This is in Jewish! What? We're not off probation! The old people have the upper hand. We got to get everyone out of here! We got to get everybody... Hootie-hoo! Hootie-hoo!

What is this? Is this our flyer? No, we do everything online! Who makes flyers anymore? Fucking old people! Old people? Thumbsucker! Let me see the letter from the school, man!

People have hot-boxed showers. They've hot-boxed cars. Attics. Caves. Fire trucks. Porta-Potties. Private planes. But tonight, forget the hot-box. I give you the hot house.

Everyone's clearing out. Oh, my God! Everyone's leaving!

Hootie-hoo! Hootie-hoo!

The problem is that they're on probation. I know. They're being careful. They're never gonna do anything ridiculous, because they're watching themselves. What would be great is if they didn't think they were on probation.

I need to grow up? Yes, you need to grow up. One of us has got to be the adult in this relationship. You should take responsibility. That's not only offensive, but it's fucking stupid.

There's gonna be hundreds and thousands of Teddys living next door to you for all time.