I like your shirt. Thanks. It smells like sausage from the last time I wore it.
Mean Girls
2.2s
My B.O. smells like crayons.
Mean Girls
29.8s
Welcome to "Health and Human Sexuality." Now, this fall we'll be getting into the state-mandated unit on Abstinence. Of course then followed by, in the spring, Condoms and Choking. Where do you think you're going there, hotshot? I need to urinate. No way, José. Uh, it's Cady. Well, Cady, first thing you need to do is ask permission. But the second thing you'll need is this lavatory pass that is shaped like a sperm whale. Get it?
Mean Girls
21.7s
Thank you, Caddy. It's Cady. Cady, hi. I'm Ms. Norbury. I'll be your homeroom teacher. This is your roster. I see I also have you for A.P. Calculus. You must have had excellent teachers at your old school. Oh, I was homeschooled. Homeschooled? Oh, that's a fun way to take jobs from my union. No, I'm joking. It's fine. Ah. Um, do you think you can follow this schedule? Yeah, I think so. Okay, you're gonna be moving from class to class with each...
Mean Girls
12.5s
Um... May I please have the lavatory pass? No, you may not. You may go sit back down. You can go at lunch. Nice try, kiddo. All right, let's jump into this! This won't be awkward at all, I swear to God.
Mean Girls
12s
Find a seat. I don't want you to think of me as just any other teacher. I prefer to think of myself as a time traveler. Maintenant nous choisissons nos noms français.
Mean Girls
11.9s
Cady. Comment tu t'appelles? Je m'appelle Cady. Incorrecte! You have to pick a French name. All the French people I know just call me Cady. Just say Marie.
Mean Girls
6.2s
"...care of myself"? "Crap." Correct answer was "crap."
Mean Girls
1.5s
Everybody find a seat.
Mean Girls
1s
That's it.
Mean Girls
2.3s
What was that? Oh, Lord, it's the Queen Bee. Don't look her in the eye!
Mean Girls
2.3s
Could I just sit with you guys?
Mean Girls
21.7s
And who's at that table? Oh, no, no, no. We call them the Plastics 'cause they're shiny, fake and hard. Yeah, that's Gretchen Wieners. She knows everything about everybody. That's why her hair's so big. It's full of secrets. And that's Karen Shetty. She's the dumbest person you'll ever meet. I once saw her put a D in the word "orange."
Mean Girls
8.6s
Do any of these feel like your people? I don't think so. Hmm... You know what might be cute for her? What, Grade Grubbers? No, I was gonna say Theater Mess.
Mean Girls
1.5s
Your Classic Burnouts.
Mean Girls
2.7s
Your Corny Horny Band Freaks.
Mean Girls
7.6s
Get out of the toilet! Mkay. You just need to find your clique and commit to it. You have your Jocks.