- Wow. How about that. Mm-hmm. - Such a good decision. You like the view, Mr. and Mrs. Shitz? Oh. You know what? Excuse me. I'm so sorry. It's... We're Nick and Audrey Spitz. It's, um... But, yes, it's a gorgeous view. Would you like some music, Mr. and Mrs. Shitz? We're the Spitzes not the Shitzes. Okay? Yes, I have some Pitbull or, uh, Taylor Shitz. - Okay. He's sticking with the Shitz. - Puts "Shitz" at the end of everything. Where are you from? I'm, uh, from the, uh... European! We're guessing Shitzerland? [both laughing] [laughing] ♪ Ooh, girl, don't you stop Tell your mom, girl ♪ ♪ And I won't stop it Until you're mine, girl ♪ ♪ And you can't stop that Until you're mine, girl ♪ ♪ And I can't find out what you want ♪ ♪ Tell your mom, girl, and I won't stop it Until you're mine, girl ♪ ♪ And you can't stop that Until you're mine, girl, ha ♪ ♪ Ooh, girl, don't you stop... ♪ [Nick] Let me get off this. What the heck? Thank you! [Audrey] This is unbelievable! I'm gonna cry! - Did we die? Are we in heaven? What the-- - [gasps] This is so nice! The flamingos got diapers on so they don't crap the lawn! [Audrey] Wow!
Audrey! - [Audrey] Ah, Colonel! - [Nick] Hey. - Stunning! - Thank you! Oh, how handsome are you, man? I only have eye for you, Nick. Oh! You better keep it that way! All right!
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[Audrey yells]
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- What are you muttering about right now? - Something doesn't make sense. [mysterious music playing]
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Where's Vik?
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- Trust me. Trust me. All right? - What? Okay. Okay. Okay. - [Nick] Check on the Colonel. You okay? - [Audrey] Colonel! You're not losing this arm? ["Et Moi, Et Moi, Et Moi" by Jacques Dutronc playing]
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Put your hand down, Francisco. - [Audrey gasps] - [Nick grunts] - [Audrey] Oh my God! - [all yelling]
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[over PA] And now it's time! The moment you've all been waiting for. The groom, Vikram Govindan! [elephant trumpets] This is crazy! [music continues]
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Twenty-five mil, honey. I swear to God. [Nick] I would've settled for ten grand. So insane.
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Are you reading 'cause you don't like weddings like this, or... No, you know, it's more that I don't like people. I mean, these people in particular. I guess as long as Claudette and your brother have fun, that's all that matters. Right. I don't really understand how anyone gets married. Spending so much time with one person. Can you imagine? - [man coughing and wheezing] - [Audrey] Hmm... [coughing] Well, speaking of my one person, there he is. Nick, this is Saira. This is Vik's sister.
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[all sighing and laughing] Oh, my love. [Susan sighs]
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- Should we pull it out? - No, it's a foot-long knife. - [all screaming] - I'll put it back in. - Don't put it back. - [all moaning and yelling] [narrator] Like many overnight success stories, Nick and Audrey immediately quit their jobs and poured their life savings into pursuing a career as private investigators. - [loud crunching] - [Audrey] Hmm.
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No! This is not what I planned!
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You!
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Why are you all dressed up? We read online there was a dress code. We couldn't get into Tavern on the Green 'cause I was wearing shorts one time. - Wh-- Where is everybody? - Yeah. We bought out the restaurant so we wouldn't be disturbed. You do understand the idea of doing this in public is so there are actually people around? - How did you even get these clothes? - And you got your hair done? Look, we had a situation, all right? There was a moat, and then we did... I don't have to explain myself, okay? We'll be the ones who ask the questions. How's that? - Go ahead. Ask the questions. - Let's review the suspects, shall we? [sighs] Get comfortable. Let's start with Saira Govindan. Me? [Audrey] Mm. I defended you.