Not in my town. Yeah! That's my bae! [sighs] Thank you, baby. I've got to just...
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Never misses, huh?
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She never misses.
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The voice jumbling thing you got on your... It's hard to understand you. - The location, yes. - Can you do that again? Where is it? - [kidnapper] Arc de Triomphe. - [Nick] This is what you sound like... [Nick imitating distorted voice] - [Nick] That's what we hear. - [kidnapper] Arc de Triomphe! Okay, so Arctic Tree Hump.
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[all yelling] Cut that damn thing off!
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- [gun cocks] - [gasps]
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- [Miller] He's calling back in a minute. - Okay. You need to keep him calm, keep him talking. - We need at least-- - Forty-five seconds. - I know. It's not my first rodeo, pal. - You've done hostage negotiation? I'm married to this lady. Everything's a negotiation. I got it. Appreciate it. [cell phone ringing] [tense music playing]
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Who the hell are you?
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Nick! I can't believe I'm doing this. Take my gun. [groans] Wait! You need bullets. In my pocket.
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- Can't believe that happened. - We're not getting them back. I had a dick pic on mine, but that's gone. [Miller] Let's not obsess about phones. The only important phone is the one the kidnapper will call on. Here. I set it up so we can hear everything. I'm gonna need one of you to be armed. - Mr. Spitz, can you handle a gun? - [Nick] Yes. - I told you, I was on the force. What? - Um... [hesitates] I just think maybe I should handle it. - You should handle it? - Just-- - Why would that-- - Your aim is-- My aim? My aim is fine. - Why are you saying this? - He can't hear-- That's like me saying you wear Spanx in front of a supermodel. So, uh, I'll take the gun 'cause I'm very good with a gun. They used to call me "Nicky Guns" on the force. That was my nickname. Gang members used to ask me for advice on the weekends 'cause I shot so well. I'd say, "I can't. I don't wanna help you guys." You take the gun. I'll take the gun. I got the phone, and you got the money. When they call, I want you to follow the three rules of ransom drops from Chapter 12 of my book. Can you do that? Remember what they are? Number one. Um, follow all reasonable instructions. - Yes. - [Audrey] Number two. Do not hand off the ransom until you see the kidnappee. [Miller] Exactly. And number three. Do not go to a secondary location with them.
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[Susan] You're okay.
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It's a date.
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- 'Sup! It's okay. Yeah. - [Colonel groans] You... You did great, pal. You're my number one bodyguard. And not just 'cause the last one got smoked. That Kwanzaa bonus better be off the hook this year. Hey, it's bionic arm time, bitch! Yeah? - Yeah? - Yeah! [both laugh]
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You're getting it again, hon. - Sorry. - That's all right.
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We gotta go to the van. - That van? - No! Don't point. He doesn't like pointing. That van.