Could l have a beer, please? Pretty great, huh, Jeremy? Yeah, it's so weird, l feel like l'm still at the office. Yeah. Thank you. lt's so nice not to have to talk about work. Yeah, so nice.
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-The bar free all night? -lt is, yeah. So is all this yummy food. Give it a try. How about that salmon station down there, huh? Sales has already given it a whack. l hate those guys. -Hairy-shouldered donkey fuckers. -Hey...
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The only reason Legal hates Sales is because of yourjob. They wanna do shit, and you guys gotta tell them why they can't. That's all. Yeah, but we're fucking right. lt's not about being right. This is a party. lt's about embracing a little wrong. Come on, eat up.
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Moving on.
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What'd you get all over your seats? No, it's from the parrots. Relax, it's not poop. lt's some... lt's genital secretions. lt's mating season.
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You're jerking it! Jesus Christ, let me do it. l'm pulling out. All right. Yeah, it's... lt's locked.
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Okay, where's your car? l took a cab. l thought we were gonna take your car. No, l took the El.
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Let's go get our Santa. Great! Come on! No, don't. lt's a lift and pull.
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Should be dry. Okay. Nate says Clay's on the South Side.
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Come on, let's dance. Just hang in there.
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-Going to your parents' place? -Every year.
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He is not gonna fuck this up for me.
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Hair. You know, maybe we should just go get some gift cards. That's exactly what we should do! "Here's a gift card because l don't know you "and l don't care and l won't get in trouble for it." You know, when my dad ran this company, Christmas was actually a big deal. At the Christmas party every year, he would dress up like Santa Claus, get everybody fucked up. Yeah, you could back then. He would throw gifts into the crowd.
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Do you think that l bunt instead of swing for the fences? l want to be completely honest with you, Josh. l wasn't paying attention, so l didn't hear your question. -l can repeat it. -l'd rather you didn't. Because l can tell by your face that it's serious. And l want to tell you seriously, it's almost Christmas. Relax. -You want some of this? -l think so. -l don't think you do. -You sure? l think you better get moving. Here he goes!
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This isn't a dildo. lt's a body massager. Yeah, well, it's a circumcised purple penis. lt could be considered sexual. Why is it like that? Everything here could be considered sexual. Hey, what about this for Alan from legal?
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-No, not for the eyes, it's good. -Does it do anything here? Probably. ls this for teeth whitening? Okay, what about this, right?
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That could get you a sexual harassment suit. What? Why? Not everyone likes dildos for Christmas.
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Well, Alan's bald. lt's so hard to shop for the bald. Who are they? What do they want?
