This is what corporate wants us to give everyone for Christmas. Just this.
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No, no, no. Don't try and sell this as some win-win situation. This is not my first rodeo, okay? -ls that Data City? -No.
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We have a lot of big cuts to make. Okay? Obviously, bonuses are canceled.
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-Thank you. -You're welcome.
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You know, there's a lot of people that are relying on those bonuses. l suppose you're still getting your bonus, though. Secondly, l'm laying off 40% of your staff.
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Look at that. l like it 'cause it looks like he's trying just a little too hard. The artist? l hadn't thought about the artist. l think it sends a good message. l think it says that you are strong and you are willing to buy anything.
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So, what would people want? Would they like... ls this Uv? ls Uv good or bad? l forget.
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-Thank you. Thanks, buddy. -Merry Christmas.
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That's it? No other level?
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What do you think, 80 or 90? What would vin do? vin Diesel? Or tyrese?
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Eat that! Eat it, Clay!
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Eighty. That's, like, 80 employees.
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"Hey, l need anal, like yesterday." Yeah, the same with me! Except instead of anal, it's data storage. Or, "l'm, like, chairing a PTA meeting. "Can you have someone blow me in the gymnasium?" Yeah, absolutely. lt never ends. Or, like, "Hey, your girl just stabbed me in the leg "and now l'm bleeding out in the alleyway." l don't relate to that as much. lt's mental, right? How much people lean on you? And my sister wanted me to be a failure, and l was, so she's not gonna let that go. That's the problem of working with family, though. -Yeah. -You can never escape them.
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You need to hit 1 2%.
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-This is unfair. -You wanna talk unfair? How about Dad skipping my Harvard graduation to go with you to the X Games?
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-Boy, l don't know. ln a car? -Yeah. l just never thought about that. You know, your mind's like a drunk baby.
