Do you think that l bunt instead of swing for the fences? l want to be completely honest with you, Josh. l wasn't paying attention, so l didn't hear your question. -l can repeat it. -l'd rather you didn't. Because l can tell by your face that it's serious. And l want to tell you seriously, it's almost Christmas. Relax. -You want some of this? -l think so. -l don't think you do. -You sure? l think you better get moving. Here he goes!
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-Going to your parents' place? -Every year.
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-Hey, Mr. Parker. -Hey, Rodney. -Want a Zeno Punch? -No. -Foam finger? -Neither.
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Here we go.
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Let's go get our Santa. Great! Come on! No, don't. lt's a lift and pull.
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They'd never make it, right? lt's suicide. Unless you were going 1 20, you put a bunch of free weights -in the trunk to even it out, you know... -Okay. Then you just catch air. "Fuck you, gravity, and you, Dom Toretto!" -Yeah. -Then...
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Allison, hold most of my calls, not all of them. No, where are you going? Christmas shopping. What about that breakfast pizza you ordered?
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Tell him to stop looking at me. Look away.
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The lack ofAsian male representation in porn. Grumpy Cat. lt's like... lt's Garfield. You know that orange with the human dick? Oh, my God, what is this, Shark Tank? Can you just get to the point, please? lt's getting on the lnternet.
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Allison. -Where's Clay? -He's unreachable.
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You're never out of range, and you're never low on signal. lt's AnywAir.
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Shitster. lt's my sister.
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And you can deliver that? l'm still figuring out some coding issues, but yes.
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You mean interim CEO. Shut up. Listen, essentially, this branch is failing.
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So we were all a little bit disappointed not to hit 7% growth in this last quarter. But 6.5% is right on industry standard for the fall.
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And warmer. Come on.
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Well, l closed the Orlando branch. This morning.
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Tracey and l work together. What are you talking about? l'm just saying. l can't be your work wife forever. Hey, how fast do you think you'd have to go to make that jump?
