You know what? Let's start with a drink. Come on. Yeah. Are you thirsty? Clay, you want a drink with Walter?
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Yeah. He got fired at the close of business today. He told me, like, two hours ago. They shipped his whole branch overseas. What? l confirmed it with my HR Facebook group.
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Sorry.
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But this doesn't make me mad. -l feel relieved. -All right. Because it's over. -l'm shutting you down. -Yeah, no, because it's late. Allison got a clean-up crew for tomorrow. No, Clay. l'm terminating this branch. l'm such a dickhead. l started to like this place, and then l get fucked. l get fucked! No, no, no. Stop it, stop it. Carol, let's take one beat. Look, look, Carol. Carol. l fucked up, okay, so blame me. But these are good people. You can't close this branch. This is Dad's branch. Well, you know what? He shouldn't have given it to you to fuck up.
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Here we go! Do it! Do it! Do it! No, no, no.
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This is not what you think, okay? This is all for a reason. -Please! -No, no, no. Listen. We threw this party for Walter Davis, and we closed him, he wants to give us his business. -We did it. -See? l'm not a failure. l'm a good boss. The party worked!
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Yeah, especially if you were being naughty.
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That's not good.
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-What are you doing? -Nothing?
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Something's happening in my diaper. Okay. Fuck this. l got to go. -This is my nightmare. -What? -So, yes, l'm in hell. -No... -So l'm gonna go. -Mommy! l mean, Allison. Don't leave.
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Get the fuck out of here. And never use that British accent again.
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People are saying "cuts." What kind of cuts?
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This is fun, right? This has turned from charming into life-threatening. l cannot believe that they are still not responding.
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Well, l guess that depends on your homework. l bet you'd make me brush my teeth so l don't get any cavities.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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So let me get this straight. Now we're having this great party and we're getting our bonuses at it. Yes, Jeremy, because you deserve it!
