Peter, what's gotten into you? First, you just sit there while Dr. Swanson dies... then you walk out and embarrass me in front of my friends... and don't blame this on hypnosis, either. That's total bull...
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Oh, I'm sorry, man. Look, l... l... You know, I'm talkin' outta my ass. Forget it. Don't worry. It's all right. Just... I had a rough day. Tell me about it, man. Ohh...
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Uhh.
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Nothin', huh? I would relax. I would sit on my ass all day. I would do nothing. You don't need a million dollars to do nothin', man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit.
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Peter, you know, you always talk about this girl.
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Doesn't that chick look like Anne? Yeah. A little bit. I... Hey, she hasn't been over here in a while. You two still goin' out? Yeah. I guess. L... I don't know. Sometimes I get the feeling like she's cheating on me. Yeah. I get that feeling, too, man. What do you mean by that? I don't know, man. I just get that feeling lookin' at her, like... she's the type of chick that just...
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Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well... does anyone ever say to you... "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"? No. No, man. Shit, no, man. You'd get your ass kicked, sayin' something like that, man. Huh. We still goin' fishin' this weekend? Ah, Lumbergh's gonna have me come in on Saturday. I just know it. Well, you can get out of that easily. Yeah? How? Well... when a boss wants you to work on Saturday... he generally asks you at the end of the day, right? Yeah. So all you gotta do is avoid him... that's all right... I got it... on the last few hours on Friday... duck out early... turn off your answering machine... you should be home free, man. That's a really good idea. Fuckin' "A," man.
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Ooh, I gotta wake my ass up... at six a. m. Every day this week... drag up to Las Golindas. I'm doin' the drywall up there at the new McDonald's.
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Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars? I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man. That's it? If you had a million dollars... you'd do two chicks at the same time? Damn straight. I've always wanted to do that, man. I think if I were a millionaire, I could hook that up, too... 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Well, not all chicks. The type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do. Good point. What about you, now? What would you do? Besides two chicks at the same time? Well, yeah. Nothing.
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So, you should ask yourself... with every decision you make... "Is this good for the company? "Am I helping with..." Is that the guy? Yeah. We're screwed. OK, then, um...
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I'd like to go ahead and welcome, uh... a new member to our team here. This is, uh...
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What if we're still doin' this when we're fifty? It would be nice to have that kind of job security.
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Whoa! There she is.
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Making bucks, getting exercise, working outside. Fuckin' "A." Fuckin' "A."
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I'm working at Hooters now, you know... and it's very cool.