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1m19s
I don't really like talking about my flair. OK. So, where do you, work, Peter? Initech. And... Yeah? What... what do you do there? I sit in a cubicle... and I update bank software for the 2000 switch. What's that? Well, see, they wrote all this bank software... and, uh, to save space... they used two digits for the date instead of four. So like 98 instead of 1998. Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code... and, uh... It doesn't really matter. I, uh, I don't like my job, and, uh... I don't think I'm gonna go anymore. You're just not gonna go? Yeah. Won't you get fired? I don't know. But I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go. So you're gonna quit? Nah-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going. What? Uh, when did you decide all that? About an hour ago. - Oh, really? - Yeah. An hour ago. So you're gonna get another job? I don't think I'd like another job. Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and... You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.
Office Space
24.5s
Michael, there comes a point in a man's life... and maybe that time for you is now... when it doesn't hurt to start thinking about the future. Uh, no offence there, Peter... but speak for yourself there, sport. I'm not the one who's been flakin' out at work. I know you had this religious experience or whatever... but get your shit together, or you're gonna get canned.
Office Space
46.8s
Yeah. Our high school guidance counsellor... used to ask us what you would do if you had a million dollars... didn't have to work... and whatever you'd say was supposed to be your career. So if you wanted to fix old cars... then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic. So what did you say? I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech. No. You're working at Initech... 'cause that question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors... because no one would clean shit if they had a million dollars. You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in glorious mutual funds... and then take the other half to my friend Asadulah... who works in securities... Samir. Samir, you're missing the point. The point of the exercise is you're supposed to figure out... what you would want to do if... "PC load letter"? What the fuck does that mean?
Office Space
34s
No. Not again. L... Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days... I just kick this piece of shit out the window. You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed. Piece of shit. PEGG "Samir... "Na-Na... "Na-Naga..." - No. Thanks. - Unh-huh! Please. "Michael... Bolton"? That's me. Wow! Is that your real name? Yeah. Ahem.
Office Space
29.3s
You have to use your mind... and come up with some really great idea like that... and you can make millions... Never have to work again. You think the pet rock was a really great idea? Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars. You know, I had an idea like that once... a long time ago. Really? What was it, Tom? Well, all right. It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat.
Office Space