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Doesn't that chick look like Anne? Yeah. A little bit. I... Hey, she hasn't been over here in a while. You two still goin' out? Yeah. I guess. L... I don't know. Sometimes I get the feeling like she's cheating on me. Yeah. I get that feeling, too, man. What do you mean by that? I don't know, man. I just get that feeling lookin' at her, like... she's the type of chick that just...
Office Space
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Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well... does anyone ever say to you... "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"? No. No, man. Shit, no, man. You'd get your ass kicked, sayin' something like that, man. Huh. We still goin' fishin' this weekend? Ah, Lumbergh's gonna have me come in on Saturday. I just know it. Well, you can get out of that easily. Yeah? How? Well... when a boss wants you to work on Saturday... he generally asks you at the end of the day, right? Yeah. So all you gotta do is avoid him... that's all right... I got it... on the last few hours on Friday... duck out early... turn off your answering machine... you should be home free, man. That's a really good idea. Fuckin' "A," man.
Office Space
38.9s
Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars? I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man. That's it? If you had a million dollars... you'd do two chicks at the same time? Damn straight. I've always wanted to do that, man. I think if I were a millionaire, I could hook that up, too... 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Well, not all chicks. The type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do. Good point. What about you, now? What would you do? Besides two chicks at the same time? Well, yeah. Nothing.
Office Space