Lips, nose, chin. No! People really get their chins done? - Mm-hmm. - Huh! That was so directed at me, it was disgusting. You want me to get my chin done. And I'm not... I love you for who you are. Although it's an option. Would you guys excuse me for a moment? - I should say hello to the Maharajah. - Absolutely. - Everyone's saying it. - Do you believe we're on a boat where the guy said, "I'm gonna go have a conversation with the Maharajah?" - That was big. - Is this real? Excuse me, ma'am? Is there a Maurice here? 'Cause I'm hungry as hell. Yes, sir. He's preparing. He's preparing. Okay. Is he ever gonna finish?
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Nick, Audrey. - Yeah, you're not family for sure. - Okay. Jesus. So I see one of them was packing heat. - Was I supposed to bring a gun? - Oh, I doubt it's even loaded. That's Colonel Charles Ulenga of the Namibian Defense Force. Malcolm's best friend. He saved his life from a bombing attempt in '94.
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That's where he lost his eye and his... And his dick? Did he lose his dick? - Honey, why? - I thought that maybe it was his dick.
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Oh, look. Here comes Daddy. What's that?
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Neither is Soviet Chewbacca over there.
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- Oh, she's had it all done. - What?
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The who?
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Suzi, my darling bride, who has so much of her life ahead of her.
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Who... you've failed.
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My friends, welcome to the Mediterranean Queen. I can't tell you how much it warms my heart that you have made this trip here to celebrate my nuptials. You will find, as you get older, that you begin to take stock of life.
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Certainly.
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Captain Wong, I'd like to address my guests privately.
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What's that? That is the Quince dagger. Chinese steel, jewels from across the Orient. A gift to the family from Marco Polo, or so the legend says. God. Nick's grandmother gave us a toaster from Sears. So the legend says.
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Juan Carlos, my godson, who strives to lead my race team to victory.
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Grace, who shines so brightly on the silver screen.
