- Both? - Yes. Tobey, and the son he had with Madeleine LeBoutillier.. That boy died at childbirth.
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- Changed her name. - Ah! - You changed your name. - Yes. Your real last name isn't Ballard.
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Did he, Colonel?
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Huh. Word.
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You, um... You... saw that? Maharajah, some advice for you. Maybe grab the bottom and squeeze.
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- There it is. - And then, before Sergei was shot, he told us that the Colonel did it. He told you what? But we know you didn't do it, Colonel, because we saw you flossing your teeth when we were shimmying by your window that night.
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All right. Ladies and gentlemen, let's review the facts. Malcolm Quince, he was the first to get murdered. We all assumed it was Tobey. - No, we all assumed you did it. - Mm-hmm. - Okay. - Yeah, but Tobey hated his father, and he stood to inherit billions of dollars. - Until he caught some lead to the dome. - Mm-hmm. - Can you feel me, Raja? - Pew-pew-pew!
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- She's dead. - Dead. - Oh! - Oh, my God! Y'all are like the miniature Manson Family! - No, no, no. - Nick and Audrey Spitz, - you are under arrest. - Listen. Ferme la bouche. Is that what it is? - Just give us a second. We got this. - We got this. Let's go. Thank you.
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Now, since the first murder occurred in French territorial waters, I will be taking you to Paris to be arraigned and tried. At least we're going to Paris. You always wanted to go. Honey, if you keep making jokes at a time like this, it's not gonna make this go away. Lucky for you, since 1977, there has been no death penalty under French law.
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Anyway... French fries. Yes. Actually, Juan Carlos, you had nothing to do with this. You couldn't have had anything to do with it because you were with us when Suzi got killed. - So it wasn't you. - Mm-mm. - It wasn't you. - Mm-mm. - It wasn't you. - No. It wasn't you.
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Holy shit! Maybe we did do it. - What? - Did you? - Because listen... - What did you just say to me? - I'm just messing around. - There it is. - And he's clapping. - Going to jail. Thanks, babe. I'm glad we finally are all on the same page.
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French law. French law. The French law. Yeah. Surely, Inspector, you of all people are familiar with the French inheritance law.
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Okay. Anyway, um, the French law states that a man's estate must be divided equally amongst his children.
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Well, I wasn't. Because I do. I was surprised you knew about them.
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Are you implying I have bastard children?
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The hat. The hat! Uh, take off your hat.
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- Uh-oh. - Vik. Mm-hmm? What happened?
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Yo, I thought you said he was a terrible shot. Not when it comes to saving my woman. I was aiming for her foot, by the way.