Thank you. Thanks a lot. Are you gonna tell 'em about the stuff in your backpack?
Murder Mystery
14.1s
Keep your mouth shut. I'll mess you up, old man. Old man. Oh, my God. First of all, I should throw you in jail just for calling me "old man," but you bring that stuff back, I'll let you go 'cause I'm late for dinner and I'm hungry as shit.
Murder Mystery
4.9s
He didn't spin. He didn't spin. We just gotta take him out. - Take him out! - Here we go. Floor it! Floor it!
Murder Mystery
1.2s
Terrific!
Murder Mystery
1.6s
You don't speak English, do you?
Murder Mystery
9.1s
You stole the tux off Charlie's dead body? And it fits perfectly. Little tight in the crotch, to be honest. Just kidding. No, he's got me beat. He's got me beat. Wait. Where's Suzi?
Murder Mystery
21.9s
- Was your nappie good? - Been awake. - I was looking for you. - I know, I'm... - Well, I met this lovely gentleman. - Oh, yeah? I'd like you to meet Charles Cavendish. - He's a lord. Right? - How do you do? - A lord? - Well, actually a viscount. - Oh. - Although viscounts are addressed as Lord, which probably accounts for the lovely Audrey's confusion. There you go. She gets confused with me too. Sometimes I'm the king. Sometimes I'm Daddy.
Murder Mystery
2s
We were leaving a state dinner.
Murder Mystery
3.7s
Oh! Sorry! Oh, my gosh. I am so sorry. Come on.
Murder Mystery
35.4s
I'm still waiting on that trip to Europe he promised me on our wedding day. - That's been 15 years? - Yeah. I could have walked to Europe by now. You know, you just have to tell him. I just don't want to have to tell him. I just want him to know. - No, they never just know. - I know. - That doesn't happen. - You have to tell men everything. If you want the dishes to not go in the sink, you have to tell them. If you want him to shower before he comes to bed, - you have to ask him. - Ugh. That's why they have those signs in bathrooms at restaurants to tell employees to wash their hands. Those aren't for women, guys. Those are for men. Or maybe you could just text him, airplane, wine glass, Italian flag, eggplant, doughnut, doughnut, doughnut.
Murder Mystery
1.2s
Pardon?
Murder Mystery
16.3s
I don't even think there are butlers. That's just a word created for those goofy books you're addicted to. Would you just please, please shh? Leave my books alone, okay? Just let me read. I just like... Makes me happy. Are you okay? You're cranky. Are you bored? - I'm gonna go to sleep. - Take a nap.
Murder Mystery
2.9s
- That was funny. - Shh. Darling.
Murder Mystery
2.4s
- Hang on. Hang on. - Hey, let go of me, man.
Murder Mystery
4.1s
What are we doing? I just have to dash in for a quick appointment with my lawyer.
Murder Mystery
22.6s
What? Everybody's in tuxedos. - I wish you'd let me pack. - I shoulda wore socks. You're right. - Yo! Juan Carlos! - Hey! - Oh, good luck, man. - Hey. Hi. Hi, there. What are we wishing you good luck for? Well, he is racing in the Monaco Grand Prix tomorrow. Wow. That's big. Juan Carlos Rivera, let me introduce you to...
Murder Mystery
6.4s
I love you. I'm sorry. She's just excited because it's... She reads books, and this is fun for her.