- Bye-bye. - Au revoir! Sorry about your sister being a psycho, by the way. Ah, don't worry about it. She's a real piece of shit. - Yes, she was. - [both] Yeah. - [Nick] Okay. - Honey, I'm really ready to go home. - Yes, I am too. - I'm really ready.
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Oh shit. Get in the van. We'll give you the money in exchange for the Maharajah. He's not far. Get in the van. - Don't get in the van! - [Claudette speaking French] - That wasn't part of the deal. - Number three. Don't get in the van. Get in the van, or I'll shoot you both in the stomach, take you to the countryside, and feed you to the swine. - Okay. Let's get in the van. - Okay, okay, okay. Okay, sorry. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Murder Mystery 2
1.3s
Gary?
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Do you know any couples who also work together that actually get along?
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1.2s
Americans.
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[Audrey] What was that? What?
Murder Mystery 2
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This goes wherever we go now. You understand? I don't know where the-- - No! - What happened? - Hello? We're offline? Stand by. Take us to the Maharajah now. What do you think of that? Chop off his hand. - Chop off my hand? - What? - [kidnapper] Yes! - No! Hatchet! - Find the key. - I do know where the key is. - Look in here. - No, no, no. Shoot. - Shoot, I can't find it. - Check your other pockets! Son of a gun! I can't seem to pull the trigger on finding the key. - [Audrey] What are you talking about? - Your gun! Shoot this asshole!
But what about the Colonel? What's his motive? Well, maybe he just is sick of working for rich people 'cause you guys suck.
Murder Mystery 2
2.9s
There really is no end to your bad decision-making, is there?
Murder Mystery 2
23.4s
[scoffs] Why is that interesting? [Nick] Yes, why is that interesting? You know, I never saw you during the welcome dance. And then you just kind of showed up right after the elephant arrived. Yeah. I was... I was getting a drink. [laughs] Honey, I was a hairdresser, and I know a thing or two about dyes, and once henna sets, it doesn't smear.
Murder Mystery 2
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[Nick] It's all good, babe!
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Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah. I love it. - Okay! All right, stop! - [Nick] What happened? [Audrey] Cut it out! [Claudette] Please, come. [Audrey] I have to tell you, Paris is my favorite city in the world. - When was the last time you were there? - Hmm. Oh, I've actually not been there. But I just know from the movies and from the pictures and-- [Nick] Hey, thanks for the wedding invite. So happy you could squeeze us in. - [Vik] No, for sure, man! - Unbelievable! We had extra seats 'cause my parents died. - Ooh! I'm-- - Oh! I'm so sorry. [Nick] That's terrible. [laughs] No! I'm just kidding! Oh, okay. So, they're coming? Uh, no, they died, but they were never gonna come.
Murder Mystery 2
7.8s
[Audrey] Wait. We just... This has just happened. - How'd they do that so fast? - It's incredible. [Audrey] Honey! It says "Nick and Audrey"!
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4.2s
Honey! It's okay, baby! I got you! Just hang on!
Murder Mystery 2
11.7s
- Oh my God! You gotta come in this bed! - [Nick] I'm coming, baby! - [Audrey] Oh! - [Nick] I'm coming! I'm coming! Hey! Oh my God! Ow! Baby! - Oh! - Oh! - Oh gosh. - All right. What?