Oh shit. Get in the van. We'll give you the money in exchange for the Maharajah. He's not far. Get in the van. - Don't get in the van! - [Claudette speaking French] - That wasn't part of the deal. - Number three. Don't get in the van. Get in the van, or I'll shoot you both in the stomach, take you to the countryside, and feed you to the swine. - Okay. Let's get in the van. - Okay, okay, okay. Okay, sorry. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Gary?
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Do you know any couples who also work together that actually get along?
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Americans.
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[Audrey] What was that? What?
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This goes wherever we go now. You understand? I don't know where the-- - No! - What happened? - Hello? We're offline? Stand by. Take us to the Maharajah now. What do you think of that? Chop off his hand. - Chop off my hand? - What? - [kidnapper] Yes! - No! Hatchet! - Find the key. - I do know where the key is. - Look in here. - No, no, no. Shoot. - Shoot, I can't find it. - Check your other pockets! Son of a gun! I can't seem to pull the trigger on finding the key. - [Audrey] What are you talking about? - Your gun! Shoot this asshole!
But what about the Colonel? What's his motive? Well, maybe he just is sick of working for rich people 'cause you guys suck.
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There really is no end to your bad decision-making, is there?
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[scoffs] Why is that interesting? [Nick] Yes, why is that interesting? You know, I never saw you during the welcome dance. And then you just kind of showed up right after the elephant arrived. Yeah. I was... I was getting a drink. [laughs] Honey, I was a hairdresser, and I know a thing or two about dyes, and once henna sets, it doesn't smear.
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[Nick] It's all good, babe!
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Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah. I love it. - Okay! All right, stop! - [Nick] What happened? [Audrey] Cut it out! [Claudette] Please, come. [Audrey] I have to tell you, Paris is my favorite city in the world. - When was the last time you were there? - Hmm. Oh, I've actually not been there. But I just know from the movies and from the pictures and-- [Nick] Hey, thanks for the wedding invite. So happy you could squeeze us in. - [Vik] No, for sure, man! - Unbelievable! We had extra seats 'cause my parents died. - Ooh! I'm-- - Oh! I'm so sorry. [Nick] That's terrible. [laughs] No! I'm just kidding! Oh, okay. So, they're coming? Uh, no, they died, but they were never gonna come.
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[Audrey] Wait. We just... This has just happened. - How'd they do that so fast? - It's incredible. [Audrey] Honey! It says "Nick and Audrey"!
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Honey! It's okay, baby! I got you! Just hang on!
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- Oh my God! You gotta come in this bed! - [Nick] I'm coming, baby! - [Audrey] Oh! - [Nick] I'm coming! I'm coming! Hey! Oh my God! Ow! Baby! - Oh! - Oh! - Oh gosh. - All right. What?
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Um, I've been asked to show you all this sick-ass bomb and shit. [all gasp] Oh my God. Enough to blow this whole damn tower up, G. So check it. You gotta put the Benjamins in the lift and send it to the top floor. Once the amount has been chickity-checked, they'll send down the, uh... God, what's it called? The button blaster thingy? The-- - The remote detonator? - Yes, that shit. They'll send that back down, and then we can be outtie. And it's a bit of a hurry or something because, you know... - [all] Oh no! - [Audrey] Oh my God, Nick! Nick, Nick, Nick. The money. You must put it in the elevator. - Now! - Nah. - "Nah"? - What do you mean, "nah"? - What are you doing? - I don't think they'll blow him up. Nick, are you really just going on a hunch right now? - Trust me. - [Vik] Nick! Bro-heem! No, it's all good in the hood, Maharajah. Whoever did this had some serious training, right? 'Cause he killed Mr. Lou, a lethal badass. We're counting down here, G. No, no. Nick, Nick, Nick! And we know the kidnapper had some major hacking skills to access that footage and do the deepfake. Come on, Nick!