And that is how I found out I was born with a shallow vagina.
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12.3s
Those young guns aren't half the agent you are, those crumb-bums. Edith, you know how I feel about your cussing. - I'm sorry, Don. - Edith can be a little hot-blooded at times. - I'm 1/8 Italian, so... ROSE: Oh. It's okay.
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11s
Uh, hey, if you guys will excuse me. - Wanna join me? - Where are you off to? - We're gonna check on the baby. - Gonna take a dump. - Check the baby's dumps. ROSE: That's what we should say.
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10.4s
Whoa. Whoa. Uh... ROSE: Whoa! DON: Oh, hey, sorry about that, buddy. Didn't mean to scare you there. That's just my service pistol and badge. Oh. Your badge.
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5s
Oh, really? Okay. What about when they wanna hold our precious weed baby? Give me the baby, all right?
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6s
All aboard the Fitzgerald Express. Honk, honk! - ROSE: Ha-ha-ha! - Toot, toot!
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3.5s
Stop panicking! We haven't done anything suspicious yet, so just relax!
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5.4s
Ah! Honey, tell her. And don't leave out any of the romantic parts.
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4.6s
It's like we're pretending it's a train, but it's not. [EDIE LAUGHS]
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23.7s
Next thing you know, it's a tug of war... pulling it back and forth and out of nowhere... His fat fist goes right through the canvas. - But it was an accident. - Doesn't matter! You ruined my painting. Okay. Honestly, I really think you should've thanked me. Yeah, because that painting was hideous. [CHUCKLES] My grandfather painted that painting. And it was my favorite thing in the entire world.
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22.8s
DAVID: Okay. All right. Where did we first meet. Um... It's great. Well, that would have been when Rose moved into my apartment building. - Ah. That's right. DAVID: Mm-hm. [GASPS] I remember watching her through the crack in my door as she was... Wait, you were spying on me? Now, hon, just because you've heard it a thousand times... doesn't mean you should interrupt. Don't be rude.
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19.8s
And, uh... she was wearing these little navy blue Chuck Taylors and these jean shorts. No pockets on the back, however that happened. And this, uh, Tom Waits T-shirt. I was like, "Oh, that's cool." Because I love Tom Waits. And she just looked beautiful.
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7.7s
I wanna go help her, but I don't wanna come off like I'm hitting on her, because... you know, I'd like to hit on her maybe at some point.
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9.2s
- That was such a detailed story, Edie. - Thank you! You gotta do a one-woman show. It's, like, so many layers, you know?
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4.3s
But, yeah, I was spying on her. She was unloading this U-Haul all by herself.
