Damn it! l was keeping it light in there. That was light? You have to give her a break, Josh. She's hated parties ever since she started not getting invited to them. Please. That party's the least of your problems. ls that Dad? No, Carol, l just have some random guy's ashes in my office. Got it online. Yes. He wanted them here, with me, at his branch. l thought they were gonna divide him equally. lt's not my fault that he always liked hanging out with me more. l don't care. l got this company.
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Well, he'll fit right in.
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Zenotek, you having a good time now? You ready to kick this up a notch? Yeah! Hit me with the horns, Calvis!
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Who's happy about the holidays?
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Hey, so, you dickheads want to buy some cocaine?
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-Thank you. -Thank you so much. -Oh, my God. Yes? -Hey, Rodney!
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Hey! You got snow machined. That's meant to be lucky. lt tastes bitter. lt's just paper products. Let's get you cleaned up. Great, great. So l guess we'll just take two and call you in the morning, then? -ls that... -Yeah, don't call me. You on Snapchat?
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And it's...
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Hey. Merry Christmas, everybody!
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What are you doing? Pissing off Mary. #GreatestPartyEver. #OpenBar. How do you spell "Hanukkah"? Wait, who are you sending that to? You know, everyone in Chicago.
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No. No, it never locks.
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One cocaine. Want to do it with us?
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-You've never been up here? -No.
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-High five. -Sure.
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Like, if you grabbed every single strand, do you think that you could swing and then time it just right and grab all of those strands, then, like Tarzan, make it all the way to my office? Merry fucking Christmas.
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-Let's go get fucked up. -Okay, but not too much. When l drink a lot, bad things happen. You know, my sister's horse goes missing. My car is covered in horse hair and blood. Fingers get pointed. Smoke PCP as a favor. Beach burns down. That ain't never been my problem. Come on! Let's go get a drink! Yeah!
