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No. Not again. L... Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days... I just kick this piece of shit out the window. You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed. Piece of shit. PEGG "Samir... "Na-Na... "Na-Naga..." - No. Thanks. - Unh-huh! Please. "Michael... Bolton"? That's me. Wow! Is that your real name? Yeah. Ahem.
Office Space
55.5s
Oh, shit. - Shit. - Shit. - Shit. - Son of a bitch. - Shit. - This is a fuck. L... I...Shit. What happened? You tell me, Michael! It's your software! Yes, it's your software. Corporate accounting is sure as hell gonna notice... three hundred five thousand, three hundred... twenty-six thirteen, Michael! Oh, shit. They probably won't know it's gone... for another three or four days. Michael! You said this thing was gonna take two years. What happened? You said the thing was supposed to work! Technically, it did work. No, it didn't! It did not work, Michael, OK? OK. I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail. Oh! Well, this is not a mundane detail, Michael! Quit getting pissed at me. This was all your idea, asshole.
Office Space
46.6s
You see, what we're actually trying to do here... is we're just, we're trying to get a feel... for how people spend their day at work. So if you would... would you walk us through a typical day for you? - Yeah. - Great. Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. Uh, I use the side door. That way Lumbergh can't see me. And after that, I just sort of space out for about an hour. Uh, "space out"? Yeah. I just stare at my desk. But it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week... I probably only do about fifteen minutes... of real, actual work.
Office Space
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Michael, there comes a point in a man's life... and maybe that time for you is now... when it doesn't hurt to start thinking about the future. Uh, no offence there, Peter... but speak for yourself there, sport. I'm not the one who's been flakin' out at work. I know you had this religious experience or whatever... but get your shit together, or you're gonna get canned.
Office Space