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21.5s
1m7s
Oh, right, Lumbergh. Aah! Oh... God... Lumbergh! Peter, what is wrong with you? That was, like, two years ago. What? Did you know him? Yeah, I know him. I know him. He's my boss. He's my unholy, disgusting pig of a boss. Oh, he's not that disgusting. He represents all that is soulless and wrong... and you slept with him. Hey, that is none of your business, OK? I didn't ask you who you slept with before we were together. I don't care. I didn't think you slept with guys like Lumbergh! Listen to you. Who do you think you are? How dare you judge me? I mean, what are you? You think you're an angel? No, you're just this penny-stealing... wannabe criminal man. Yeah, well, that may be. But at least I never slept with Lumbergh. OK, that's... l'm done. I wanna get out of the car, OK? Stop. Call me when you grow up. Wait. That's probably never gonna happen. So don't call me, OK? Say hello to Lumbergh for me!
Office Space
28.4s
Now, when I count backwards from three... you'll be in a state of complete relaxation. Your worries, cares, and inhibitions will be gone... and you will remain in that state... until I snap my fingers. Three. Deeper and deeper. Way... way down. Two. Deeper and deeper... W-w-w-way down...
Office Space
1m18s
Uh, no. No, you don't understand. It's, uh, very complicated. It's, uh... It's aggregate, so I'm talking about fractions of a penny... and, uh, over time, they add up to a lot. Oh, OK. So you're gonna make a lot of money, right? - Yeah. - Right. It's not yours? Uh... well, it becomes ours. How is that not stealing? I don't think I'm explaining this very well. Um, the 7-Eleven, right? You'd take a penny from the tray. From the crippled children? No, that's the jar. I'm talking about the tray... The pennies for everybody. Oh, for everybody. OK. Yeah. Well, those are whole pennies. I'm just talking about fractions of a penny, OK? But we do it from a much bigger tray... and we do it a couple of million times. So what's wrong with that? I don't know. It just seems wrong. It's not wrong. Initech is wrong. Initech is an evil corporation, all right? Chotchkie's is wrong. Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning... and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair? Yeah, but I'm not about to go in and start... taking money from the register. Well, maybe you should. The Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. What?
Office Space