Hey, hon. You're probably at the store. I am on my way. I think I made a connection.
Hancock
2.2s
Get off the track! Move!
Hancock
2.6s
Are you a crackpot?
Hancock
2.2s
What do you say?
Hancock
2.1s
Idiot.
Hancock
1.4s
It's my son's team.
Hancock
41.1s
Only to those who need it. Only to those who without it would otherwise die. As a concept, free is kind of up there with, you know, lethal side effects. - Mandatory product recall. - Get indicted, go to jail. Get out, work at IHOP for the rest of your career. Understandable reaction. It's a radical concept. But it is the brand that represents a fairer and better world. The brand... ...that everyone is talking about. Who is "everyone"? We do already have a sports franchise. - NFL? NBA? MLB? - Soccer. MLS? Which team? Well, it's a local team. Encino Hurricanes.
Hancock
42.2s
The way you deal with bullies, you take your right foot... ...bring it right up and catch him in his little piss pump. You don't have to do that, honey, okay? Seriously. It's a good idea. You aim straight and make sure he can't use that thing... ...for nothing but a flap to keep the dust out of his butt crack. Okay, please, just stop. Michel is not a man, okay? He's a little boy. And his parents... ...happen to be going through a bad divorce. That's why he's acting up. Maybe you don't know this... ...but not everything in this world gets resolved with force. - Not everything has to be bang... - I'm set. ...scream, blood, more blood. - Baby, I got plenty. Angel! We're okay. She watches so much news... ...that sometimes it gets to be a little too much.
Hancock
18.3s
Aaron. - Your mama's calling you. - Yes, Mom? No. His name is Aaron. - Hey, Aaron, how was school today? - Fine. Yeah? No more problems with that bully, Michael? - Michel. But not like a girl's name. - Michel. No, no, I know. - It's French. - Yeah. Michel, Hancock, is this...
Hancock
12.2s
Hancock? Michel is this neighborhood bully. We've been trying to teach Aaron a little... ...about conflict resolution. You know what I mean? - Yeah. Turn the other cheek, all that? - That's exactly right.
Hancock
14s
We started Spaghetti Madness about two years ago. We do it every Thursday, and we have not missed a Thursday in... - Ever. - Yeah. - Ever? That's a long time. - Yes, sir. - A very long time. - That's some good meatballs, boy.
Hancock
6.7s
Well, just never turn that one, all right? Never let them punk you. - Got it, Mr. Hancock. - Aaron, eat.
Hancock
7.4s
Anyway, we can save the world. All right? Someone's just gotta go first.
Hancock
3.4s
- You got a toilet? - Yep. Yeah, just past the fridge.
Hancock
2.2s
No? All right.
Hancock
9.3s
Monte, one guy'll line up here, all right? Hike the ball. This guy'll be right here and he says, "Hut!" This guy'll drop back. Hut! Drop back. Chuck it.