...and I'm in the baby aisle... ...and I've got a brand of diapers in each hand. I'm staring at them, but I don't know how I'm gonna get through the day.
Hancock
11.6s
It's another dinner. But... But... So there I am, I'm with this beautiful little baby. I don't know what the hell to do. And I was in the supermarket...
Hancock
4s
I was married once before. First wife...
Hancock
1.9s
How'd you two meet?
Hancock
4.1s
- You're drunk. - So? Come here.
Hancock
5.4s
You know? Starting that day, you really put my life back together. Right?
Hancock
7.4s
And even in the trance I was in, I knew that somebody somewhere... ...was throwing me a little rope.
Hancock
3s
She knew. She was... She gave me this look.
Hancock
1m11s
- Come on. - My skull was fractured. They told me I tried to stop a mugging. - Somebody knocked you out. - I guess I was a regular guy before... ...and when I woke up, I was changed. The hospital nurse tried to put a needle in my arm... ...and it just broke against my skin. And then my skull healed in, like, an hour. The doctors were astounded... ...and they wanted to know my story. Just like you. But I couldn't tell them. I don't know who I am. Amnesia. - You know, the blow to the head. - Yeah, well, that's what they figured. - You don't remember anything? - No. Only thing I had in my pocket was... ...bubble-gum... ...two movie tickets. Boris Karloff, Frankenstein. But no ID, nothing. I went to sign out, the nurse asked me for my John Hancock. I actually thought that's who I was.
Hancock
19.6s
What about you, buddy? You're from another planet, aren't you? No, man, I'm from Miami. You didn't come in on, like, a meteor or...? Nope. Woke up in a hospital, first thing I remember. Government hospital, yes? Experimenting on you and... No, Ray. Regular old Miami emergency room.
Hancock
34s
Eighty years ago? Oh, I don't age. This is it. - That's nice. - Gotta wonder, though: What kind of bastard must I have been... ...that nobody was there to claim me? I mean, I'm not the most charming guy in the world... ...so I've been told, but... ...nobody?
Hancock
15s
Look, I just don't want you to think that... That Ray... ...you know, drinks like that, because... - Oh, no. - This was just kind of... ...a celebratory night. - No, I understand. - Yeah, I know that. - Okay.
Hancock
7.5s
How come I didn't hear any of this... ...didn't read about it in any newspapers? It was probably in the papers 80 years ago.
