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- Are you okay? - It was a joke. - Come on, Aaron. - Hey, sorry. I was just trying to... He got it. She didn't get it. I owe you. You gave me my life back today. Hear me out. I'd like to return the favor. Do you know what I do? I'm in public relations. You know what that is? Of course you do. We're image consultants. We change the way people see products, companies, people, that stuff. Listen, I see you on the news and I see you out there today... ...and it can't feel good that people, you know, hate you. - It's good to meet you, Ray. - No, I'm sorry. But hear me out. People... Don't get me wrong, they should love you. They really should. I wanna deliver that for you. It's the least that I can do. You know, you're a superhero. Kids should ask you for your autograph. People should cheer you on the streets. What the hell are you pricks looking at? No, no, they're not... It's all right. They're not pricks, they're just people. But I want you to give me one short pitch, you know? That's all I ask. Okay? You use...

Hancock

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Put it under here?

Hancock

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- That's not my name. - Asshole.

Hancock

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My bad. Everybody all right? I'll go and get my mommy. He is an asshole.

Hancock

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All right... Do you know Aaron?

Hancock

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Thank you very much, Hancock. Thank you. Thank you, Hancock.

Hancock

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No. Thank you.

Hancock

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Thanks for coming on in. Good, right? - Very, yeah. - Wanna say goodbye to him? - Bye, Hancock. - Hey, all right, little buddy.

Hancock

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- You know who I am? - My papa says you are an asshole. Well, that's not really a nice word to call a person, is it? - Asshole? - Yeah. Because that could make someone very angry... ...and, you know, maybe hurt their feelings. You behave like an asshole.

Hancock

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- Norwegian homo. - I'll give you that. Let's move past the comics. Let's get into something a little deeper. I think that deep down you behave badly because you're lonely. I think deep down, you want people's acceptance.

Hancock

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- Almost. - And then he kicked it in. Hey, Hancock! We almost won. Yeah, we did. Okay, upstairs. I'm making lunch. Go change. Hey, sweetheart.

Hancock

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This gets redundant after a while... ...but my basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem is... - Do you wanna hear it? - No. You're an asshole. I know. I call it like I see it though. It's not a crime to be an asshole but it's counterproductive. But you are an asshole, don't you think? Be careful. All right, how about this? I've been thinking about something. This kind of goes to how you present yourself. Come on. Really? It's the middle of the day. What springs to mind...

Hancock

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This stuff was on YouTube. Everybody loves a Nutty Buddy, I get it, but this doesn't work, sir. Hey, give me a Nutty Buddy. Back up, back up.

Hancock

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- What about that? - Homo in red.

Hancock

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You ever put out an apartment fire, Ray? - No, I haven't done that. I'm in P.R. - No. My ass was hot.

Hancock

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All right? I just wanna go to my cell. - That ain't gonna happen. - Nope.

Hancock

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Get back. Get back!

Hancock

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Hancock.

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