- And then you're never gonna leave me. - North Korea's in the Olympics, right? I bet they have an office to communicate with the Olympic Committee... so there's probably some infrastructure for communicating through that. - Those wheels are turning. - If I leave a message for that office... then maybe, if they're a fan, that can actually work. We could interview the most famous man on the planet. Guys, some pictures just came out... where it looks like McConaughey's fucking a goat. - McConaughey goat fuck? - McConaughey goat fuck.
The Interview
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Kim Jong-un's military forces... targeted an uninhabited South Pacific island... with a 15-megaton thermonuclear ICBM. We're not live anymore. - They cut our feed. - Off the air?! Goddamn it! Rob, put your fucking wig on. They fucked us. Goddamn it! What's going on?
The Interview
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We obviously have to have him on to do that. So put that together. But we're doing this North Korea thing. - First thing tomorrow. - Book him! - Get him! Get the goat! - On him. Get the goat! I got some questions for that goat.
The Interview
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- What was that? - Nothing. It was something. What's the joke? You've got your job, I've got mine. But they're different. Yours is cool. Mine's just a little more serious. What? We have the same job. I report real news. You know, stuff that matters. You report on all the cool: "Who's getting new boobs?" And the fun eating-disorder stuff. You really helped build up 60 Minutes too, right? - It's only been on for 80 fucking years. - Look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't say this, but we got an opening at 60 Minutes. - And we could use somebody like you. - Are you serious? I'm fucking with you, man. Come on! You'd be eaten alive at our office. I'm gonna catch up with these guys, but cheers, man, congrats. Or whatever.
The Interview
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And you're my precious.
The Interview
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Fuck.
The Interview
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I've been grazed! - How's the puppy? - Puppy is okay! Protect that puppy with your life!
The Interview
3.9s
What's that noise? - I don't know. Yeah. - Do you hear that?
The Interview
10.5s
- Is that a fucking...? - Guys? - What am I looking for? I don't... - It's like a big dog. It's orange, got stripes. It's like a big, orange, stripy dog.
The Interview
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This is Aardvark. The package killed the tiger. Fantastic. You have to secure the package. Secure the package.
The Interview
3.5s
- Oh, God. I'm alive! - Aaron. I'm alive!
The Interview
4.9s
Package will deploy in three, two, one. Boom.
The Interview
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- Lovely room. Oh, yes. - Yeah. - I'm gonna go take a shower now. - Okay. - I'll take one with you. - Why with me? Fake conversation.
The Interview
12.9s
- What are you doing? - I'll cherish all our memories. - Don't do this. - What? Talk to me like I'm about to die, okay? I'll be fine! I'm trying to psych myself up here. I will love your mother like she was mine. - Just shut up. - Okay.
The Interview
3.5s
Just five more feet. Five more feet and you're on your mark.
The Interview
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Package is inbound. Arrival time: two minutes.
The Interview
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They could be recording? - Oh, the thing. - The thing. Okay.
