We just killed two innocent men. Look, first of all, it's not your fault that those men died. Second, they had to go. They knew we were up to something.
The Interview
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It is. I've been telling you that for weeks now. He fucking honeydicked me. He honeydicked the shit out of me. - Sucks. - You still got that poison?
The Interview
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I'm concerned my feelings of attraction for you... will cause me to make mistakes. Your feelings of attraction for me? Fuck this!
They call me incompetent. That's what they said about me when I scored this interview! - No way! - They said, "Dave Skylark is stupid... and incompetent." You're handsome, competent, suave. How dare they? I pretend like their insults don't get to me.
The Interview
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Questions that led a man... once revered as a god... among mortals... ...to cry and shit his pants."
The Interview
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"And as the North Korean coastline receded in the distance... we heard the crackle of gunfire.
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Yeah. Well, good riddance. I hated that fucking bitch. Really?
The Interview
5.6s
What am I to do when my father's dying wish was for me to carry his torch?
The Interview
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That is fucked up. Yeah, tell me about it. Jordan!
The Interview
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I'm glad to meet you. Okay.
The Interview
5.7s
Boom, boom... boom!
The Interview
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It's happening.
The Interview
4.4s
- You got him? - Yeah. You out of that big ol' scary hole?
The Interview
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Interviewing him. Everyone in North Korea will be watching. No, look, the interview's scripted. His people are never gonna let me ask real questions. - Dave, I am his people. - She controls the broadcast. I can't do political interviews. I do entertainment interviews. - Dude. You can fucking do this. - Yeah? You don't interview with your brain. You interview with your heart. - True. - Your emotion, Dave. You get Kim Jong-un to fucking cry like a baby in front of all of North Korea? They'll know he's not a god.
