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Would you like a drink... or some of Aaron's cocaine? - This is not our coke. This is our... - No, I'm sure it's not. So how can we...? What can we do you for? - To what do we owe the pleasure? - Well, Aaron, Dave... as I'm sure you know already... Kim Jong-un is now capable of nuking all of the West Coast. The point is, we're talking about nuclear nations at war with each other. Nuclear. He does have one tactical advantage over the West. He's more than willing to let millions and millions of his own people die.
The Interview
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- Take your hands away. I saw the boner. - I'm not doing it. Move your fucking hands. - Fine! You wanna see it? - Yeah. Feast your eyes. I'm gonna go poop out these drugs. You're gonna go jerk off these thoughts. If we both still wanna talk about this afterwards, we can. But not until then. Dave Skylark never backs down from a jerk-off.
The Interview
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- She is so cool. - You don't see what's happening. - And it's so obvious, it's crazy, man. - What? - They're honeypotting us. - What? It's an attractive spy woman who lures men into doing shit. How can you not see that? - Because that is so sexist. - Is it? This is 2014. Women are smart now. You think she just so happens to have everything you find attractive? Bangs, giant tits, glasses? - They're fake, man. - Fake glasses? - How could the CIA come up with that? - That poor girl is blind as a bat. I'm just saying that when we're on molly and when we're horned up, might not... - "Horned up"? Oh, please. - You are horned up. You have half a fucking chub right now!
The Interview