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The fucking helicopter landed. I'm in the middle of nowhere. Two soldiers jump out. I think I'm gonna get killed! Then, out comes Sook. I told you about her. She comes out. She's hot. - How hot? - Super sexy. - Get in there? - Yeah, I fucked her. - My fucking man! - No, I didn't do that, dude. No! She said we can't ask our own questions. They were gonna write the questions. We can't do it. We're essentially letting him interview himself with your mouth. Look. Look at this buttfuck! He's got a whole parade of nukes. He's ready to use them. When you score a bin Laden... or a Hitler... or an Un... you take it by the balls! It's the first rule of journalism. Give the people what they want. That's not the first rule. That's the first rule of circuses and demolition derbies. This is the biggest interview since Frosty/Nixon. - "Frosty/Nixon"? - In 10 years... Ron Howard's gonna make a movie out of this. We do this, we can interview any president on the planet. And then you can ask them the real questions. This is like eating our vegetables. Once you eat those, then you get to eat the steak. And we know Aaron wants his steak.
The Interview
32s
This is great! This is what you were talking about! I interview this guy. Are you joking? He's the most reclusive leader on the planet. He lives in North Korea. We can't go there. Dave Skylark... gets in anywhere. Do you remember that club? Three-month waiting list. First night. I don't think it's quite the same thing. - There were a lot of Asian girls there. - It's impossible, Dave. Here's what we'll do. We're gonna do that interview. Everyone is gonna take you super-duper seriously.
The Interview
34.1s
Shit. Me so sorry. I mean, I'm so sorry. I mean, I'm so sorr... I'm so... I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. We would like to discuss a meeting... between the Supreme Leader and Dave Skylark. Security concerns dictate the matter be discussed in person. Okay, great. Where do you do that? We will meet at latitude 40.1326. Longitude 123.9889. I'm not totally familiar with my longitudes and latitudes. Where is that again? Fifty kilometers west of Dandong, northeastern China. Did you just say "China"?
The Interview
25.8s
Hello? Hello? Who this? - I am trying to reach Aaron Rapaport. - You got Aaron Rapaport. Who this is? You left word with our office regarding an interview. Look, Dave, is this you? Because if it is, you're doing a terrible Asian accent. Me so sorry. Me gots to go now, son. I am from the office of Sook-yin Park... Secretary of Communications for the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Oh, my God.
The Interview
1m7s
I am deeply humbled and profoundly honored... to accept this most awesome responsibility. Apparently Dave Skylark will be interviewing the dictator of North Korea. Hundred bucks, Skylark thinks he's the guy from "Gangnam Style." ...obscene glorification of a brutal dictator. This is a man who tortures, terrorizes and starves his own people. - Skylark is beneath despicable. - Fuck this. Meow. What a fucking bitch, am I right? No, you're not right. He's not being a bitch. He's completely right. He's motherfucking peanut butter and jealous! He's not jealous. - He's putting K-Y jealous all over his dick. - What is there to be jealous of?! Fuckers hate us because they ain't us. They hate us because we anus? What does anus have to do with this? They hate us because they ain't us. That's not what it is. - Yes, it is. - No, it's not. They hate us because we is us, and what we is doing is fucking terrible. - They hate us because they ain't us. - Stop saying that. - Hate us because they ain't us. - They don't! Hate us because they ain't us. I'm used to it. - They hate us because they ain't us. - Stop it. Stop it. Don't say it again!
The Interview