What do I do? Comm One, are you seeing this? Zoom in on that thing. What is that? There's something crawling towards Aardvark. What the fuck? What is it? Talk to me. I'm seeing four legs connected to one body. What the fuck are you seeing? - Dog? Big dog? - A big dog? It's like Clifford size. We're talking Falkor in The Neverending Story. It's like a dragon dog. This is like a dragon dog.
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Okay. Okay. Oh, fuck.
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag Drifting through the wind Wanting to start again?
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Thank you! Face it, Dave, you have failed. You've made wild allegations, but you have proven nothing. You made this long journey just to show the world that they were right about you. You are incapable of conducting a real interview. You're a joke!
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- Pussy. - Oh, my God.
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Fucked more women than Ellen DeGeneres. Now, it's time for the North Korean people to get their dicks wet.
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I will cap you! I'm exploding with energy. I can't believe this. I feel so alive right now. This is so real.
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Why?
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- For me? - For you.
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Fake carrots.
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Your father... deprived you of life's simplest pleasures.
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He's just like Digby. Just like Digby. - I think I'm gonna die. Oh, my God. - Don't die, please.
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My wife must have put that in there. - I've never heard this before in my life. - I love Katy Perry! Baby, you're a firework Come on, show them what you're worth I love... I listen to this all the time. - Really? - I love her! You know why I really like her? She has such a strong message... for young women and girls across the planet. It's so empowering. Yeah. You know, Dave, sometimes I feel like a plastic bag.
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I don't have to worry about that anymore. Because guess what I get tons of?
