Mitch. Are you there yet? I'm at the fridge. Defrost two bags of breast milk in the microwave for three minutes. And then prepare two separate bottles. Breast milk? First, attach the filter to the seal. Use the blue ones, not the pink ones.
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All right. In the kitchen. - Go to the fridge. - Okay.
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Mitch.
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Unreal. This is just...
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Come on. Are you fucking kidding me right now? It's 3:00 in the morning. You go do it, you're the mother. I'm the mother! It's 3:00 in the morning! Get the fuck out of the bed right now before I fucking cut you! Jesus! What the fuck?
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Where's Dave?
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- No, he didn't. - Yeah, he did.
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He forgot to pick up the twins from daycare.
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They had to sit there for an hour and a half. Okay.
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Cara, honey, your poem, which I did not read, was way, way better than the other girl's poem, which I also did not read.
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Let's eat. It's Cara. Not Cara.
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Tell Cara that her poem was good. You just hurt her feelings.
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I didn't read her poem, either. Do you want me to lie to her? Is that what this is? Fine, I don't care.
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It's your turn to feed the babies. I don't feel like it.
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I hope she likes it weird.
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All right.
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This is what you get, okay? Yeah, right there. - Mitch. - Okay, dude. Tomorrow morning, when I am sitting in your office, you need to be downtown, finding that fucking fountain. I do not know how much more of this shit...
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I'm one of the guys looking for the fountain that you lost in the computer. I'd be very, very appreciative if you could tell me where that is. Yeah, I can do that. Good. Great. First, you got to fill out a formal information request.