And sex with strange, new women. You're living the dream. How much fun is it being an actor, working one week a year? I want to smoke weed all day. I want to start a book that I actually finish. I would like to take a nice, solid dump because I'm not constantly stressed out.
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3.9s
Drink! I'll drink to that. All right! That was a strikeout.
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1.9s
Look at this.
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3.4s
Dialogue Night. Oh, my God.
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1.4s
I can do Monday night.
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11.8s
Mrs. Hickham at a Starbucks in Druid Hills. - Our social studies teacher? - Yeah. I asked her out and she wouldn't go out with me, which is crazy, because I nailed her in high school. - You did? - I dated her mouth for a full semester.
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3s
Let's go look at some fish. Okay.
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6.4s
I knew it. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ, what the fuck is this?
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1.4s
I know.
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1.4s
I took care of you guys?
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11.2s
You're never lonely. What more do you want? I'll tell you what I want, okay? I want something different. I want your life, you know? I want Sabrina. I want Tatiana.
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7.1s
To Dave and Jamie. Dave and Jamie! Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary!
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1.2s
Dave!
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3.3s
Last week he told me my shoes were dangerously Italian. What?
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2.4s
Open the goddamn door, Dave.
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18.6s
What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? Why can't they talk yet? Are they retarded or something? Don't say... You can't say that. Well, this one right here looks a little Downsy. - Or that. - I'm kidding. - A little bit, though? - No. Pumpkin, we'll see you right after the game, okay? Have fun.
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3.1s
It's rolling blackouts or something? Yeah, I guess.
