So it's like you have three balls. Dave has three balls. A bouquet of balls. Bad! Bad!
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Hey, Daddy, which one do you like better? The southern monarch or the many-spotted skipperling? I am a many-spotted skipperling man, all the way. The monarch is just a glorified moth, don't you think? Yes. I tend to agree.
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Not really.
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I want to go home.
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So, I'll have my briefs on your desk by lunch. That puts my balls on your chin by dinner.
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Smells good in here, Jame.
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I would like to strap you to my face and say the alphabet.
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Hold on. You got to pick up Cara. Pick up Cara from ballet at 4:00, okay? I am fucking all over that shit. Holy shit. Early morning on the golf course, Lockwood? Terrific!
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That's cool. Thank you, I think. Question. How long have you been shaved down there?
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Did you hear the good news? Kinkabe and Amalgamated agreed to go into binding mediation in two days. Hold up. What do you mean? Two days?
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Whose fucking kid is that?
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No, you didn't!
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- I got you. - Do what? I'm an actor. Human chameleon. I can do lawyer in my fucking sleep. Give me the keys. You'll play me in one of your productions? - Yeah, give me the keys. - Okay, no. - Why? - Because you're... Careful.
