I am plowing the crap out of this chick around the corner, and now we're gonna have dinner. We're gonna make some scallops, and then it's going to get ugly. This chick is a mess.
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Steve, it's like Christmas in my ass! What are you doing with my wife, man? - Dimitri? - Hey, join the fuck party. - Let's make lady sandwich. - Okay.
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- Mitch sent us a video. - Yeah? That's weird.
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Dave, come on. Open up the door, right now!
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- Oh, my God. - Not very well made?
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Boy, real tempting to kiss my own dick. That tickles. You're jiggling the sac. You're going to go all the way back there? We're going to dinner, not Rio.
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Hey.
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Oh, no.
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Let's do that again.
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Steve Driver, you perfect bastard, you!
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You got with a man?
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No entry!
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Why are you here? Just came by to see if you'd like to have some breakfast. I can't. I got a super-duper important conference call in 10 minutes. - You don't have a job. - You don't have any hair. Right. Well, then I'll just say it here. I'm getting married again, and I'd like you to come to the wedding.
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- I'll pick you up at 6:00. - Got it. Kirk out.
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Dad.
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I saw you in that commercial for meat, incidentally. That was the most brilliant portrayal of baloney I have ever seen.
