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Hey. Hey, how did it go? - You shut up! - What happened? We'll get into Mr. Thumb's wild ride in a minute. First, you're going to tell me, how did the deal go? Awesome. The deal went awesome. Good. So, it's closed? Yeah, fucking closed. Basically closed. A little bit of a hiccup, but... What do you mean, a hiccup? A little bit of a hiccup. Your fucking boss is an anti-Semite. Did you know that? Oh, my God! What did you do? I was playing it nice and cool, just like we talked about, and then these goddamn squids, these Japs, these fucking Kamikaze pilots are coming at me, riddling me with fucking questions. I had to do a little improv, and they got very emotional. Will you just tell me how it ended? - You're going to court. - No! Fuck! Oh, my God! Your boss was a little pissed off. I told him it was part of my secret master plan. No, you didn't! We'll work on one of those. You tell me how my shit went. - Your shit? - How'd my stuff go? Mitch, what the hell is wrong with you? It was a porno movie! It's a lorno, a light porn. The dick stays in the pants, right? They didn't pull it out, did they? But my thumb went in three girls' assholes. Get the sand out of your vagina. Did you finish the day? I finished the day, Mitchell. What are you doing? - I finished the day. - Good. You're living the dream. You're living the fucking dream! Your job sucks, too. This isn't going to work. This is not going to work. That's way too much.
The Change-Up