Hang on. Don't get up. Is this a break? Taking a break?
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Come on, dude. Christ! Mitch. Hey, are you listening to me? Holy fuck! This is important stuff Do not screw this up. Hey!
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Thank you.
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These are called children, or dependants. Never disparage your own child. Everything they do is a miracle from God. When they're bad, it's only because they're tired or going through a phase. When other kids are bad, it's because of indulgent parenting or innate defects in the child's character.
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Want to get some Pinkberry?
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- A what? - He's a Jedi Knight, sir.
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I didn't hesitate. He's not having an affair.
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I have killed people. Mostly men.
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Whose fucking kid is that?
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Is this Mitch's dad? Is this Mitch, Sr? - Dave? - Hi, this is Dave Lockwood. Why are you calling me? I just wondered if we can get together for a little while today.
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Steel, Kuhbach, McCloud Law Firm. Good morning.
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- Fine! - I am proud of you. Just promise me, you listened to every word I said. I heard everything. Every single syllable, you got it? Did you hear everything I said? - Caught a few things. - Yeah, just enough.
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Oh, my goodness. Look at this?
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Do you want some ice cream?
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He's the best.
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God! Yeah, eat that titty, boy. Eat that titty. Yeah, yeah! Eat that titty.
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Mrs. Hickham at a Starbucks in Druid Hills. - Our social studies teacher? - Yeah. I asked her out and she wouldn't go out with me, which is crazy, because I nailed her in high school. - You did? - I dated her mouth for a full semester.
