- Bingo! Nice! - Let's go, this way! I'm peeing all over people, slow down! Watch it! Excuse me, I'm sorry. Pardon me.
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Yeah, it's fantastic in here.
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Fuck.
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What do you want to do?
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What?
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Hang on, don't fall.
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Peter...
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Yeah, right. Okay, well, then I'd better get home and boil my shoes.
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- That pooper shot looked real. - No. God, please, don't! - It did. - Oh, God. - Dave? - What?
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Let me get you all hooked up.
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I come here every Saturday after yoga. What are you doing here?
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You and the kids mean everything to me. Nothing is more important. In fact, I'm going to quit my job. I'm going to work today, I'm going to quit my job. I'm going to apply to Kinko's, all right? Or maybe Chick-fil-A or Waffle House? - Hold on, just a second. - Foot Locker? It is the middle of the night. Shh.
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Did we have some nightmares or something?
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How are the kids? They're terrific. Just terrific. Children are such a joy. Yes, absolutely. Always. Any word on the Amalgamated merger? That's all but signed. And just in time for your partner review, no less.
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Honey... Sarah... No, no! Sweetheart! Damn.
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But I'm not any more.
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This is not a date. This is not a "get to know you."
