How are the kids? They're terrific. Just terrific. Children are such a joy. Yes, absolutely. Always. Any word on the Amalgamated merger? That's all but signed. And just in time for your partner review, no less.
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Why do you have to talk like that? You have such a sweet side. You should let people into your sweet side.
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Honey... Sarah... No, no! Sweetheart! Damn.
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I'm going to go. Just sit the fuck back down. I showered, I showed up, I'm starving and I could use a drink.
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This is not my life.
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What? I don't...
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I am plowing the crap out of this chick around the corner, and now we're gonna have dinner. We're gonna make some scallops, and then it's going to get ugly. This chick is a mess.
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Shit, we got security on us. We got to do this right now. Three, two, one... I wish I had my old life back! What did they say?
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But I'm not any more.
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You deserve it.
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This is not a date. This is not a "get to know you."
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You guys are up a little early today.
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- Shit! - Come on, guy! We are running out of time here. Three, two, one... I wish I had my old life back!
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And the baby-eating monster rises from the deep!
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- Really open and communicative... - Good. He held my hand all night while we slept last night. Attaboy!
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I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah, I was.
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Attaboy! I think that's what had me all locked up. Hey!
