Come on, open up the door, right now. Fuck. Come on, buddy, open up the door immediately. Let's do it.
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I love you, pumpkin.
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Once, that happened. And you said he would force everyone to do Kamikaze shots, spike the punch with ecstasy, give all the girls breast exams and... That was the same party.
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Where did that come from? Hang on, hang on, I got it. No, they are going to call it.
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Look at all of this for little Mitchie-poo.
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Weird. Maybe we should talk about your bad memory at Dialogue Night. Stilton Coffee House tonight. Don't forget.
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We tried to tell you.
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What you don't realize about him is that he's a fucking Jedi!
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Hey.
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Game on.
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Happy anniversary, Jamie and Dave!
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I know what I'm doing. I've been doing it for... How long have I been doing it here? How long have I worked here? You know that. I don't know.
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And to see the kids.
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He's early. Yeah, you'd be early, too, if all you did all day was eat hummus and masturbate. What's hummus? That is a Mediterranean spread, honey. What's master-ate? It's a cracker.
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What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? Why can't they talk yet? Are they retarded or something? Don't say... You can't say that. Well, this one right here looks a little Downsy. - Or that. - I'm kidding. - A little bit, though? - No. Pumpkin, we'll see you right after the game, okay? Have fun.
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Victor!
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Can we please raise our Kamikaze shots to my two best friends, please?
