Yeah, right. Okay, well, then I'd better get home and boil my shoes.
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- That pooper shot looked real. - No. God, please, don't! - It did. - Oh, God. - Dave? - What?
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Let me get you all hooked up.
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I come here every Saturday after yoga. What are you doing here?
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You and the kids mean everything to me. Nothing is more important. In fact, I'm going to quit my job. I'm going to work today, I'm going to quit my job. I'm going to apply to Kinko's, all right? Or maybe Chick-fil-A or Waffle House? - Hold on, just a second. - Foot Locker? It is the middle of the night. Shh.
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Did we have some nightmares or something?
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How are the kids? They're terrific. Just terrific. Children are such a joy. Yes, absolutely. Always. Any word on the Amalgamated merger? That's all but signed. And just in time for your partner review, no less.
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Honey... Sarah... No, no! Sweetheart! Damn.
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But I'm not any more.
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This is not a date. This is not a "get to know you."
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You guys are up a little early today.
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- Shit! - Come on, guy! We are running out of time here. Three, two, one... I wish I had my old life back!
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- Really open and communicative... - Good. He held my hand all night while we slept last night. Attaboy!
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I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah, I was.
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I want to go home.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Can you leave that bottle alone, honey? Can you put it down?
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I know. I'll have you back in your warm little bed in one second. Here you go. Back to bed, sweetheart. You got a fresh, dry diapy. Peter... Peter, please!
