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You never did tell me about your childhood.

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What do you think about doing something that we will really, really regret in the morning?

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- What? - Listen to me. If somebody comes at you with a knife, you put her whole family in the morgue. That is jailyard justice. Because if you don't come back hard on a bitch, you're going to end up getting sold for a pack of Camel Lights and a Jell-O cup. Do you understand what I'm saying to you? Always solve your problems with violence. Okay, Daddy. Great.

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Because you told me not to. I what? You said I should strive for verbal resolution.

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That's so twisted. Oh, God. Wait, wait, Tatiana. Tatiana. I'm sorry, okay? You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're just... What? I'm not sexy? No, no. Hey. Look, I did not say that, okay? You are... Oh, my God! I can see it kicking!

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Is that weird?

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Before heading to the market, always call Jamie and ask her if she needs anything first. In fact, before making any decision in your life, no matter how small, call your wife first. Think of yourself as a brain-damaged mule, lost in the desert, helpless, dumb and in constant need of direction. Never take the initiative, never strike out on your own, and never deviate from the plan. Why? Because you are a brain-damaged mule and you are lost in the damn desert!

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This is new.

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So, how did it go? How much money is it? Just two hours, so, 14 bucks. Great.

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- Who is this? - Your wife.

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Oh, my God!

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Do not listen to him, Ted. He is beyond reckless. If we make too large a counter offer, we risk driving them away. Ted, it doesn't hurt to ask.

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Ten million? Fifteen?

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This is just like trying to fuck a Catholic girl who keeps saying, "No, I don't want to. I'm really drunk and you're circumcised." But she keeps on making out with you, she's not leaving your Fiero... It means she really wants to.

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Stick your thumb up her butthole.

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- Dad? - Hello?

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Remind yourself of that. Remind yourself of the big, fucking crater you created right there on Tuesday night. - The Tuesday night, again. - I could use that. - She'd fit perfectly in there. - Will you please drop that? - Every day with the Tuesday night! - Well, it's a big goddamn deal! You fucked me! You owe me! Respect my life! Respect mine. Yeah, you respect your life.

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This is so good.

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