I think I'm in over my head. I think I'm way in over my head. I got this fucking house, and a job, and a family. I've got you, I've got the Kids, and I've got a fucking carpool. And rules! I've got these fucking rules, half of which I don't even understand. This is impossible. I don't know how to be this man.
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Actually, if you must know, I used to kind of have a crush on Dave.
My whole life, actually. And have you ever seen him act like he did yesterday? Like a super-douche?
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Yeah. I have, at times. But I'm really hoping that he didn't say anything to offend you. He totally did. But I like being offended, just usually after work.
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- Here's the bottle you ordered, sir. - Excellent. Send that shit back. Bring us two Macallan 25s, neat. - Right away, ma'am. - Right away.
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That's me, there. This is you. - Yeah, that is nice. - Thanks. Yeah.
