Lockwood residence. Where is Dave? Dave is at the country club. They made him partner.
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If you let me don't in, Taco, I will fuck you dead.
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What did I tell you?
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So, as we celebrate one partnership tonight...
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Tatiana.
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Dave have a mimosa for breakfast? A little nervous? That was a joke. Hey... I've got one really important question before we go. All this food here, is it free?
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So...
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There you are. I redid the 10-19 variants, everything else is the same. Ready?
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This is called a suit. You wear one every day. Along with a necktie. Black, not white, socks. - Dress shoes, not shower sandals. - Please. These are awful. - And, of course, underwear. - Come on. No more commando, Mitch, you're a grown-ass man. Put them on. This is called a schedule. It tells you everything you need to do each day. Pick-ups, drop-offs, activities, play-dates, doctor's appointments, etc. You'll notice that there are approximately 50 hours' worth of obligations on any given day. Make it work.
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Jesus Christ, it's like the whole city is in here tonight. Okay, let's just do this. Come on.
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Bang. Thank you, Mommy.
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You deserve it.
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I can't believe you'd come at me, guns hot.
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April 17th. Next question, please. Wrong. So close. Nineteenth. Seventeenth's your daughter's birthday, 19th's your anniversary. - Why do you know that? - Do you think I'm a monster? - I send you a card every year. - Jamie, listen to me. Ask me anything else. Oh, my gosh! Mitch, I don't have time for this! Come on, one more. Just make it tough. Only Dave would know. A stumper. Fine. What is my favorite color, Dave?
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How much more do you think we can get out of them?