And I'd like to take a piss. Me, too. Fountain, fountain, fountain. Perfect.
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Good. It's good. We're taking things slow, but it's good.
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- Her name's Pamela? - Yes. You can say "I do" in English this time. - What? - Is Pamela from America? Yes. Anyway...
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Are you going to call me?
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We could wait. - You want to wait? - We could wait a day. Push it a day? Or a week? We should wait to switch. We can do it... - A month? - Yeah. It's time. Really, what is time? Come here, Dave. Come on, buddy.
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Okay, when is our anniversary, Dave?
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Want to get some Pinkberry?
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Tell you what.
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Do you want a drink or something? Or warm clothes or I can get you a drink? No, it's okay. We'll have one after.
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And how are you this morning, little princess?
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April 17th. Next question, please. Wrong. So close. Nineteenth. Seventeenth's your daughter's birthday, 19th's your anniversary. - Why do you know that? - Do you think I'm a monster? - I send you a card every year. - Jamie, listen to me. Ask me anything else. Oh, my gosh! Mitch, I don't have time for this! Come on, one more. Just make it tough. Only Dave would know. A stumper. Fine. What is my favorite color, Dave?
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Work is hard. I like going to baseball games and drinking too much, and getting tattoos at 3:00 in the morning.
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I mean, what did we learn from this?
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No entry!
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Thanks.
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Don't act like you didn't tell him. I know it came from you. Don't be a bad influence on him. I though you two might like that.
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What are you doing? I got this one. I got it. Back to bed.
