Holy shit! Why the fuck are you still wearing clothes? When are you due? Any minute now, so let's get our fuck on before this becomes a threesome. That's so gross! Whoa, stop for a second. Stop for a second. You're so heavy! My tits are aching for you. That's probably the Colostrum coming, and it'll be very painful. Okay, okay. Just friends. Just friends. Okay, what's your deal tonight?
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Just grow a mustache and lure a child into your van. Where did you find that shit?
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You ask yourself that.
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Did you tell Dave to shave his balls?
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Hi. - Mitch. - How are you?
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Sweet!
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This is called a grocery store. People buy food here. It's part of your responsibilities.
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Hey.
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I know. It's me. This hasn't been fun. Good story.
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This is what you get, okay? Yeah, right there. - Mitch. - Okay, dude. Tomorrow morning, when I am sitting in your office, you need to be downtown, finding that fucking fountain. I do not know how much more of this shit...
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Okay. After what?
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- Ask Tommy. - Tommy!
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Roger that.
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Thank you for coming in today. My name is Erin Walsh, and I'll be mediating your claim. Any and all agreements made during this mediation are binding and carry with them the full rights and responsibilities of the law as stated in Federal Code 325 A, Section 4.
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Good. It's good. We're taking things slow, but it's good.
