I'm just going to get everything on the dessert menu. I'm going to order, like, six desserts.
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I am going to kill him.
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Yeah! Breakfast champion, boys.
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I just want you to tell me something right now, okay? And you have to be totally honest with me. - Sure. - You swear? Yeah. Is he having an affair?
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We could...
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You must be Dave. Are we role-playing or something? Because we're late.
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Are you saying the premium needs to be adjusted?
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Drink! I'll drink to that. All right! That was a strikeout.
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- It's my turn. - No, no, no. Back to bed. They're mine.
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You don't want to have sex with me? Yeah, I want to have sex with you. I've wanted to have sex with you since the sixth grade! I mean, you should be a mess by now, - but things are not... - Well, let's do it!
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Okay, when is our anniversary, Dave?
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Actually, if you must know, I used to kind of have a crush on Dave.
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- Lockwood. - Yep.
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What? I'm messing with you.
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I know it's weird. Just go with it.
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Fucking nice, Cara!
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Holy shit! Why the fuck are you still wearing clothes? When are you due? Any minute now, so let's get our fuck on before this becomes a threesome. That's so gross! Whoa, stop for a second. Stop for a second. You're so heavy! My tits are aching for you. That's probably the Colostrum coming, and it'll be very painful. Okay, okay. Just friends. Just friends. Okay, what's your deal tonight?
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Just grow a mustache and lure a child into your van. Where did you find that shit?
