Why am I in your apartment? Dave, hurry up, open up the door!
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And then last night he told me that he wasn't attracted to me any more.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Come here.
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Well, Cara, her poem was probably much better than yours.
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Something very bad has happened. Wait until you see me. Wait until you see you! Jesus Christ, relax. Super freaky, dude. Let's do it!
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What are you saying?
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Action!
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And next time you see him, he's going to be slitting throats.
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You have? I love him. You know I love him with all of my heart.
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Dave, I think there's a reason that you're not walking on the moon right now.
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Oh, my God!
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Come on. I barely hit him. All right, we fix it in post. Just keep rolling, keep rolling. Keep rolling!
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Holy fuck-knuckles, I've got freckles on my taint. How awesome is that? Hey, fag, what are you doing here? Three days to three weeks? You left the kids at daycare? Come, on, Mitch! Those are my kids. I can't do this shit any more. No, no, no. You are going do this shit. You don't get off that easy. My marriage is falling apart, my job is on the line. You are going to be the best possible me you can be right now. Dave, you don't understand. I cannot do this. - Not even for another hour. - You're gonna do it. I don't care! You're going to stay here and do this right! Get out of my fucking way, or I'll drown you in your own goddamn tub!
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Stop crying. Jesus Christ. Shut up! I fucking hear you.
