Can we please raise our Kamikaze shots to my two best friends, please?
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It's fun, though, right?
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I know.
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Mitch and Dave. Mitch and Dave, out on the town. Dude, I didn't tell you! I booked a major movie role this week. I auditioned for a movie role, I got it. - Yeah, first one. - Hey, good for you. What is it called? Untitled Awesome Movie. Truly? That's the name? - Yeah. - Yeah. Good for you. - Do you want to hotbox this nut sack? - No, no. - I've got a big day tomorrow. - Take the wheel. Steer. Steering wheel. Steer for me. Mitch, come on, buddy. Let's make it to the game in one piece, don't you think? Want to try that? This Fiero, unfortunately, is airbag-free. It's a work day tomorrow. - Come on. - All right, I'll take one hit. What the... You motherfucker! Let's just focus on the driving. Just say no, Reagan. God, why would you do that? - Well, we're driving. - God! - This is a car carrying a lot of speed. - This is terrible. Hit the steering wheel. I'm going again!
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Why am I in your apartment? Dave, hurry up, open up the door!
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Look at your flow, it's so nice and thick. It's confident. - Yours is very steamy. - Thanks.
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I knew it. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ, what the fuck is this?
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You're never lonely. What more do you want? I'll tell you what I want, okay? I want something different. I want your life, you know? I want Sabrina. I want Tatiana.
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Jamie! Jesus! - What? - That's fucking disgusting! Put those tits away, this isn't Africa! What am I doing in this bed? Did I sleep here last night? Did I fucking nail you? Are you still drunk?
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Look at this.
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Look, shitbird. You got it made! You have an extremely hot wife, and you got a beautiful house that's full of furniture and food and kids. And you make a ton of money. And you come home at the end of the day and you're surrounded by people who give a shit about you.
