Guns hot? Are you kidding me? No, I'm not, lady. It's not going to happen tonight, okay? I'm not attracted to you. Rotate your turret and go night-night.
The Change-Up
6.2s
So it's like you have three balls. Dave has three balls. A bouquet of balls. Bad! Bad!
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15.6s
What did you do? The woman is nine months pregnant! I could see the baby's face. I told you not to screw up my Tuesday night. Do you have any idea how many Lamaze classes I had to sit through to get that lined up? Is there a reason that you're calling me at 3:00 in the morning? Yeah, the dock worker is making me feed the twins. What do I do?
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13.7s
Hey, Daddy, which one do you like better? The southern monarch or the many-spotted skipperling? I am a many-spotted skipperling man, all the way. The monarch is just a glorified moth, don't you think? Yes. I tend to agree.
The Change-Up
3.3s
Last week he told me my shoes were dangerously Italian. What?
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1.2s
Not really.
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18.6s
What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? Why can't they talk yet? Are they retarded or something? Don't say... You can't say that. Well, this one right here looks a little Downsy. - Or that. - I'm kidding. - A little bit, though? - No. Pumpkin, we'll see you right after the game, okay? Have fun.
The Change-Up
1.7s
I want to go home.
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4.4s
So, I'll have my briefs on your desk by lunch. That puts my balls on your chin by dinner.
The Change-Up
1.7s
- Ask Tommy. - Tommy!
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2.2s
Fuck me, she's cute.
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1.5s
Smells good in here, Jame.
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2.4s
I would like to strap you to my face and say the alphabet.
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25.7s
Hold on. You got to pick up Cara. Pick up Cara from ballet at 4:00, okay? I am fucking all over that shit. Holy shit. Early morning on the golf course, Lockwood? Terrific!
The Change-Up
6s
That's cool. Thank you, I think. Question. How long have you been shaved down there?
The Change-Up
7.4s
Did you hear the good news? Kinkabe and Amalgamated agreed to go into binding mediation in two days. Hold up. What do you mean? Two days?
