Oh, yeah. You boys are so good at this. Oh, yeah, Cinnamon! Oh, my God, we're getting such good evidence. I stole some of that Bunsen burner crap from the chem lab, threw in some of my Cool Deets, and it was muy delicioso! Then one day I catch Eco Butt-munch over here smoking a J.J. behind the field house, and I'm like, "Hey, you want to make some coin?" What a green penis that guy is, huh?
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I'll invite Molly, and then Molly will invite Eric, and that'll be the quickest way for me to bro down with him. Wouldn't it be better if we both infiltrated the cool kids' group? I think it would be better if you get in with the nerdy kids and see what's going on over there. That'd be the best thing for the case.
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Yeah, I can hear her breathing. She just passed out from the drugs. We're good. Drop the guns or... All right, all right, just chill out. We're gonna drop our guns. You got to let the kids go, and no one's gonna die, okay? Just drop the guns, and kick them over here.
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It's Doug Schmug McQuaid. Hey, man. It's so weird that you're calling me. I pretty much text except for when a random old relative calls.
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We just have to do something wildly irresponsible to earn their trust. You saying we should throw a party?
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That is a weird joke. I thought your dad abandoned your family. No, he did walk out on us, though.
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I was just calling 'cause we're co-starring in this play together, - and.! - Hello. Mom, get off the phone!
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- That's unfair. - We're all friends here.
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Speaking. Hey. It's Schmidt.
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Yeah, because you already had one. Exactly. I already had one. And you don't need two vaginas. You just don't. Although you could use one as a coin purse.
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I never got any stuffed animals growing up. Wait, actually, that's not true. I did. My dad gave me a stuffed puppy the day he bailed on us.
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Well, I'm 18 years old, and my mom still packs a lunch for me every day. There was this one month where she bought me 43 stuffed animals.
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Sorry, Doug, - my teen son. - Mom! I love you, honey, Dougie, Doug, Douglas McQuaid. Mom, so serious right now! Stop!
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No, it's just, you know, I don't like when guys are mean to girls. Yeah. Well, thanks.
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The doctor thought I was gonna spontaneously grow a vagina.
