Dude, I don't know if that was a good idea. What? - What if you had gotten found out? - But it worked. This is, like, the smartest move I've ever pulled, so, I'm sorry, what are you getting mad at me for? I'm not getting mad at you. I'm glad you have something to do.
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You think I don't know that's a dick and balls? I know all about dick and balls! I partied with Robert Downey Jr. before he got sober, when he was really fucked up and a lot of fun! You know what? From now on, you're gonna do some chores. You're gonna wash the laundry, you're gonna fold it, you're gonna do the dishes, you're gonna mow the lawn...
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Let's tap that wire, huh? We were just about to go outside with a bunch of chemicals. We were going to test what blows up.
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Put her there, man. Just put... Put it right there.
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Shit! That hurt worse than when he hit me!
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Doug... Okay, settle an argument. You and your brother aren't related, right? 'Cause you look totally different. He's adopted. We all suspect from a very lame family.
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Schmidty Phyllis.
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- Yeah. - Schmidty?
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Mayb...
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What was that? Did you hear that? Real enough for you? Schmidt. Doug. - What do I do? - Hit him!
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Fuck!
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I know what you're thinking, "Angry Black Captain." It ain't nothing but a stupid stereotype. Well, guess what, motherfuckers. I'm black.
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How's it going?
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Are y'all throwing a party?
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Do not have sexual relations with students or teachers, sir.
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Is that code for a sex thing? It's leaving the parking lot. Piñata?
