- What about you? - Biodiesel, dawg. Smells like egg rolls. Yeah, it does. Runs on leftover fry oil from Hunan Palace. But we try to ride bikes when we can. Global crisis and whatnot.
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Okay, those are Goths.
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Hey. How are you? - How is my favorite police officer? - Okay. Your mother told me that you are undercover. Listen, now is not a really good time.
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My hand!
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And I fuckin' cherish you.
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What?
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Dude, that was so crazy, man. I swear, best party I've been to in years. Dude, I'm doing crazy stuff like that, - like, all the time, man. - I bet you are. Dude, I'm so amped right now, God!
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You okay?
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All right, let's do it. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - What? What are you doing? - What? What are you talking about? - Are you two-strapping?
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You got to one-strap it. Seriously, I would no-strap it if that would even be possible. Okay, what makes you the expert? I was cool in high school, and you weren't.
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What the fuck are those things? I'm so confused right now.
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So your parents are just cool with having people over whenever? Yeah, you know, they're out most nights. Pretty laissez-faire about the whole thing.
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Try to turn it, try to turn it, spoiler alert. Spoiler alert, spoiler alert! Hey, boys, this eco-pussy is going down today. Take down eco-pussy. Take down eco-pussy!
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I don't know what they are.
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- Is that your car? - Yeah. What's that thing get, 10 miles to the gallon? No, try, like, seven.
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- Oh, my God. Are you okay? - Yeah. That is the actual sound of choking.
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And then you two show up, with 30 days left, causing trouble in my school. I am one more black gay kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown. Do I make myself clear? You guys cross my line again, and you walk into this office, I'm going to expel you. You got me? All right, let's do this. Which one of you is Doug?
